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"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Deliboys

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Taste of the east (London).

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"Next Christmas, I drive the cattle, you go see Mom."