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"The Taco is good on the trail but where do I put the drink?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Deliboys

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

The lame cowboy with spurs on his crutches.

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

'You may well have eaten fresher fish before but not in this restaurant. . .'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

"'Market Price' isn't about the food. It's what we think we can charge YOU."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Taste of the east (London).

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

"Mmm....say, cookie! What's this garbage you're feeding us?"

No caption. (A cowboy heads toward the swinging doors of a saloon as a cat goes toward a smaller version of the same entrance).

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."