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"I think I see a lawsuit a-brewin."

"The posse is catching up. we better split up."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Young Gums

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

The Not So Wild West

Western Outfitters.

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.