Cowboy Antics Appreciators Gifts

"When I said, 'Never bring a knife to a gunfight,' I figured the spoon and fork were also implied."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'Baby's first two-step.'

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Young Gums

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'I don't know about you, Clyde, but I'm getting a mighty uneasy feeling we could be riding straight into an ambush interview!'

"El muy mal perro"

Civil Howdy Pardnership

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

Jasper's Limo Service.

Cowboy

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

"An accountant? No son of mine is going to be an accountant! You'll be an octopus wrangler like your old man, and like it!"

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

"Don't even think about it, cowboy."

"Goodbye, masked consultant. And thanks for reducing our inefficiencies."

A cowboy uses a noose for a clothesline.

"Quit saying 'President Trump'. You're spookin' the horses."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'It's Colonel Bowie, Davy... he cut himself again.'

Daisy had the fastest udders in the west field.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."