Cow Wrangler Mugs

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

'It was just a matter of time, old cowpuncher, 'til one of them punched back.'

The Baby Walker

New Guy.

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

A trevor of trainspotters

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Parenting Business Deals

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The First Day Back

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

Quiet Time

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Fresh eggs!'

The difference between cats and dogs.

Kindergarten Primary School Teacher

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'