Cow Fan Club President Pillows

'Daisy's in training for the Olympics opening ceremony!'

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

'The circle is complete!'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Have you tried pulling the udders?'

'So where do you think pineapple juice comes from?'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

Cow's straw

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Slinky Cow World

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Old Macdonald's Hawaiian farm..

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

A Tumble Cow

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Twister:Rural Social Networking

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

How cow life-forms got to planet Earth.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'The good news is that you don't have mad cow's disease. The bad news is you are lactose intolerant.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"I'm an enigma!"

Kamikaze Colour

Milkin' Impossible

Drawing on the left side of the barn.

"They're home...the party's over!"

Elementary problem of aeronautics... Putting a cow over the moon.