Covid Rule Skeptics Pillows

"We cannot serve meals on the plane because you cannot take your mask off to eat... So we are only selling our snacks."

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

Govt. UK led by Seance

Hand Sanitiser on the Bar

Dangerous Trumpism

'My parents only said 'don't accept rides from strangers,' but I'm the one asking to go with YOU.'

"Cartonsit as a general rule, already work alone, usually at home."

2020 Panic Room

The covid marshal strikes again...

"There is no 'virtual arrest button', you'll have to get off your butt and do it manually."

"Hey, look what's comin' down the street!!!"

Masked Wrestler

"He says masks are mandatory to enter. Should we try the other place instead?"

Covid Response by Dummies

Omicron is coming to town! - It knows when you're not masking. . .

Donald Trump is... Cupid-19. Coming soon...

"Things are opening up...and just when I was beginning to really embrace my boredom. "

In and Stay the F**k In

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

"Stay that far away."

"Hello, Ministry of Propaganda..."

Honey, if the government won't contact-trace Kimberley's pool parties, I will simply do it myself."

"No one's going to think that's a mask."

"If this is the new normal can we go back to the old one?"

Politics and the pandemic

'Sorry. Health 'n' Safety rule. No water in the pool in case someone drowns.'

Elbow bump

"Are you sure I'm required by law to wear a face mask indoors?"

"Next slide please."

"On the one hand every death from coronavirus is a tragedy, but on the other hand. . ."