Navigating Pandemic Rules Pillows

"Are you sure I'm required by law to wear a face mask indoors?"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

The new normal

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

Covid and Restarting School

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

"Thanks, but I already have my 'support bubble' right here."

"I can't wait for things to get back to normal."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"Once we're all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?"

"Alexa sort this s**t out!"

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

Self-Isolating Hamster

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

"I don't get it, everyone talks about 'Working from Home' as if it's something new."

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

"Mr. Nwachuku?", "Extra dressing on the side?"

Coronavirus crisis

Things to do while you're stick at home during the coronavirus crisis...

All of this is very doable-

Five Stages of Lockdown

"Going to the dining room is included in the ban on non-essential travel."

It's often meant as a compliment, but in this case saying he's "in a class by himself" is not a good thing.

Person at higher risk from covid.

"There wearing masks during the COVID pandemic doesn't bother me really: I mostly recognise people by smell anyway..."

"If any of you guys out there have lost your jobs, need some help and are struggling to cope, call me. I can't do anything, but it makes me feel better about my own shitty life."

Teaching from Home

Lockdown: Where every day is just like the last."

Terror on Coronavirus Cruises

Adam and Eve and the coronavirus

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."