The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.
Covid Correspondent Gifts
Looking for a thoughtful way to appreciate a covid correspondent? Our range of creative products captures their hardworking spirit with humor and sincerity. From mugs to prints, find a gift that truly recognizes their vital contributions during these unprecedented times.
"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."
Press Freedom
The Cougher
The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."
I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.
Bribes for Jabs
Blue Origin
Strainspotting
"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"
Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo
'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'
The Return of the Germ
Trump returns home
"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"
"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"
StRATegist: Dominic Cummings
How Stupid Is Your Love?
"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"
"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."
A 9/11 Every Day
Iraq War Correspondency on a Budget
Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge
Wrong ways to wear a face mask.
"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."
Covid Vaccines
Delta and Omicron Race
Covid Restrictions
Mandatory mask use
"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."
"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."
Mosquito Test + Taste
Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.
Omicron
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
Covid Correspondent Gifts Collection
Covid Correspondent Mugs
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Covid Correspondent Prints
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