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The light at the end of the tunnel just got switched off.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Press Freedom

The Cougher

The new piece of the armor of God, "the facemask of fearlessness."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

Bribes for Jabs

Blue Origin

Strainspotting

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

'I suppose that's where things get ironed out.'

The Return of the Germ

Trump returns home

"Remember if anyone there asks... We're all from one household!"

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

StRATegist: Dominic Cummings

How Stupid Is Your Love?

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

A 9/11 Every Day

Iraq War Correspondency on a Budget

Heathrow New Variants Arrivals Lounge

Wrong ways to wear a face mask.

"I've heard they don't want to get vaccinated. . ."

Covid Vaccines

Delta and Omicron Race

Covid Restrictions

Mandatory mask use

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"I have exclusive rights with Pfizer."

Mosquito Test + Taste

Hospital say GPs will manage patients it has told doctors to discharge early.

Omicron

"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."