Covid Coping Strategist Pillows

Ski-ban

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'I hate evolution!'

Socially distanced sledding

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Happy Brithday

The trap

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

Pandemic-parenting

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty

'Michelle, this is your brother, Paul, do you copy? Over...Paul to Michelle, do you read me?...'

Keep out - Covid-19

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

"Has it occurred to you that you occasionally feign a lack of understanding?" "What the hell does that mean?"