Covid Coping Strategist T-Shirts

Ski-ban

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I hate evolution!'

Socially distanced sledding

The trap

SOUTH AFRICAN MUTANTS LAUGHING FIT

Happy Brithday

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

"Omg, bird and squirrel are here."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Cheer up, might never happen!"

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You will note that their ability to comprehend, assess and process information increases dramatically when Professor Podhertz throws in the cat."

"Our battle with Covid-19 has been a triumph."

Pandemic-parenting

"Well, they're circling counter-clockwise, so we must be in the southern hemisphere."

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Mel puts on his best friend's thunder vest, crawls into a bathtub and tries to keep it together while democracy explodes all around him.

"It's nice, but how do you adjust the sleep number?''

"Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be worse..." "Could be... oh, never mind."

"Yes, my husband is shirking from home at the moment!"

By camouflaging himself, Ed was able to avoid being a victim of the company's massive layoffs.

'Some more great camouflage of the insect world.'

"Oh honey, I don't know what it means, either."

Keep out - Covid-19

"It's the perfect cure for the corona virus blues."

WHO Global Pandemic Treaty