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"We get in, we go down, we walk to the Park. I do my business; we're in and out in ten minutes. Anyone asks, you're with me."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Dog and family arrive at 'Mount Ruffmore' National Park, instead of Mount Rushmore.

Dog on a plane.

"Hey, guys I found a way out."

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

'No, that isn't my slippers either! Try again.'

"Your bone."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

Bypass the Falls

'You treated his ears last year, but I guess the medicine didn't work because he's still shaking his head!"

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

"Once again, Bingo the Beagle saves the day."

"If you go left and Albert goes right, where do I go?"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

'I'll call you back. I'm out with the dog in the fields at the moment.'

Places we've been on a dog

Metal Detectors on Treasure Island

"We should keep the dog in on Firework night."

Woman's dog has escaped into a mousehole.

Strong Dog

"What if we're lost? We're microchipped, the Council's dog-catcher will drive us home: Let's have fun and explore!"

Polly had Eunice so angry that she was tempted to break the fourth wall...

Rockwell School (Dog disguised as pupil).

'I take back every joke I ever made about your hunting dog!'

"It's none of my business, but isn't your dog a bit pampered?"

A Great Invention

Dog with tongue hanging out window.

"Mister Bones?!"

Dispelling the myth that a dog can find his way home from hundreds of miles away.

'I forgot to tell you - He's rather naughty about chasing cats...'

Spot and Ginger know exactly whats going on... Their absence has been discovered.

'Alice, apparently I'm taking King for a walk.'

'Isn't that a coincidence. . . you're the third John Smith we've had tonight.'