Cover Champ Pillows

'First I'll do some covers, then I'll play some derivative, cliche-ridden original material.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"I'm so happy to be back in the workforce I'll never complain out loud again about Mondays."

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

The nonprofit dog fight.

Same Sex Wedding

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Our coaches are from top college teams. Questions. Why aren't you in training? Sports Camp. Rotator cuff injury. Concussion. Back surgery. Counselor. Ok, campers. Let's show them what you've got! Excellent health insurance card representation!

'I take it we won the business, then?'

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

'All his life, Mel has been convinced that he's a poster boy for something... he's just never been able to figure out what, exactly.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

Extreme valentine enthusiast.

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

The art of fishing.

'It's OK, being completely egocentric is perfectly normal for someone your age.'

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

Nature Scents Research Department.

Man wearing 'Save the whale, rainforst,legalise pot..' t shirt "I think you need to be more focussed."

'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'

"What setting do I use for this?"

"Save ALL animals, you bastard!"

"We rescued him form the research lab."

Animal Shelter. Adoptions. We love you already! Who is rescuing whom is a fair question here.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"It's not you, Gavin. . . it's just that I could never love anyone who still used plastic bags."

The Pole Jumper.

"I didn't want to tell you like this, but I'm going solo..."

"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"

Little known evolutionary steps.