Courtyard Lover Mugs

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Mardi Gras

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"No. I can't 'let it out a bit'. It's armour, you'll just have to go on a diet!"

Spring Training

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Fist Bumper Cars

"I don't believe in you!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Trust me. Don't do it."

Tunnel of TV

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

You give me butterflies

Tiptoe through the tulips with me!

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Enemies, yes, but doesn't your moat also keep out love?"

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"No, you don't need to slay a dragon or go on a quest to prove your love to me. I just want you to keep your castle a hell of a lot cleaner."

'You should have seen me when I was a caterpillar!'

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Is there anybody there?"

'I see the Europeanisation of the city has begun.'

Springtime

Cathedral Made Safe.

If a tree falls on a philosopher in the woods, and no one is there to hear his screams for help, did he really make a sound?

Trustworthy Authority.

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

'... And I've been meaning to talk to you, about what I found floating in the moat this morning!'

"It does make a statement."

Fine artist has methodically lowered the price of his art.

a good caravan holiday is not just about who can show the best gadget