Courtly Elegance Appreciator T-Shirts

Elaborate Hairdo

Demure lady with gloves

A Macaroni in 1772

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Wine Pyramid

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Lady in a pretty dress

Silver Fox

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'He'll be really p****d if he doesn't get nominated for an award this year.'

I love tennis

"Templeton, its Friday, so be so good as to inform her ladyship that it's sex after bridge this evening"

Flower tribute

'I like to use the Law as a jumping off point.'

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

Minuet

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"Let's see - you might be just right for a little 2-turret, 1 1/2 moat unit I'm renting on West 58th street."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Madame Rejane (French Actress)

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Dude has got his s**t together!"

"See? Isn't this better than being happy?"

Man in bright shirt distracts cinema goers.

"Very Republican. I love it."

Frilly dress

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

"Monday, July 7, 1986. It is a quiet morning at Belle Aire. Slight fog. Beuford is fussing with his trailer hitch..."

Sensation in the Hamptons: A Man Strolls Down Main Street Wearing a Tie.

Battement tendu to second position

Now let me see.

Queen

Giacomo Puccini.