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I love tennis

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

I love Lawyers

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Mating rituals

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"I object!" "Overruled!"

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"I've asked you not to overrule me in front of the children."

'The Grand Jury doesn't understand me...'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'Don't blame the lawyer!'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

'That's nothing...I've been told my wig takes fifteen years off me.'

'Every day, I'm suing better and better...'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

Criminal Stupidness

Judge

"Not guilty, Your Honor, on the basis of a previously undiagnosed and untreated case of Integrity Deficit Disorder!"

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

'Great. Another trainee lawyer.'

AMERICAN CIVIL LIBERTIES UNION ACLU, HELP TAKE A BITE OUT OF LAW, 'I like it!'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

"This is a complex matter, we can't keep repeating 'Possession is nine tenths of the law' at the judge."

Truth, Justice, Equality and Public Relations

'Being granted immunity doesn't include not having to pay my bill.'