Court Case Followers Gifts

'I'm sure the Senate will affirm my action.'

"OMG! They've jailed Boris."

Trial by Media

Sue The Bastards

'Then if there are no objections, we will recess until tomorrow morning.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Religion and Politics

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

'...youngsters need to be shown how the law REALLY works if they want a career in it!'

"Oh, Joy of joys! We are but three steps away from our conservative supreme court."

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

"Wait, what if we convinced the jury that, while they're wasting their time with me, the real Socrates is still at large?"

"Yes, you were found guilty of the same crime in 2004."

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

'I'd like to return this, it turns out my wife bought one last week.'

'Okay, the print media convicted you...but trust me, the video media will overturn the verdict.'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

The SCOTUS six

'That defense lawyer was really brilliant at jury selection...just ask the defendant!'

"Welcome Ruth!"

'It;s Medieval Times Week here at the courthouse, so I'm afraid that instead of getting probation, you'll be drawn and quartered.'

Attorneys - Practice Limited To Big Juicy Cases.

"The Badminton Horse Trials."

"Hello, police? I don't normally do this, but this looks like a very suspicious mole..."

"You have a pretty good case, Mr. Pitkin. How much justice can you afford?"

'Sure, I've had a few run-ins with the law. But it wasn't all my fault. As a child I was once left … unsupervised.'

"I get the feeling she's keeping an eye on us."

'The defendant had the motive, he had the opportunity, and let's face it, he's a killer bee.'

Conveyor belt takes solicitor along path to becoming a judge

City Court: 'Justice delayed is par for the course.'

The US Supreme Court displays its rulings out front.

"Is there someone else?"

'I got busted for Identity Theft: I was pretending to be the Prince...'

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"All I know is I bought one of Martha Stewart's candles once and it was lovely."