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'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Vanessa has done a not bad de Kooning."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"