Courageous Kid Parent Prints

'It's too bad they don't give a grade for courage. You'd get an 'A' for bringing this thing home.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Cry babies.

Impressing dad.

"Those are the names of your children? I went a different route...I memorized my kids' names."

Children's artwork exhibition.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Mother, I think I'm good enough to exhibit on the living room walls now."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

'Wow! Your kid looks a lot like you!'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

'It could have been worse...she might have chosen banking.'

'Dear, Junior ate his first house today!'

"Oh, she talk a lot...but only about her children."

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Little Lucas doesn't go anywhere without his weighted blanket."

'It is a big day! Ten years ago, yout dad joined the union!'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

'Every child is an artist but it appears your Candice is a plumber.'

"Anything interesting happen over the weekend, Frank?"

"Now, is this the kind of painting your Mommy would be proud to post on her Instagram?"

'I have one just like this at home. My five year old son painted it.'

"They grow up so quickly. It seems like only yesterday that he was in the third grade. Wait, it was yesterday!"