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"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

Yoga To-Do

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Men can show their emotions!

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

People of Courage

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I know there's safety in numbers, but I suffer from enochlophobia: Can you help me?"

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Profiles in Courage

"It says, 'Machine wash with, like, color,' but it doesn't say, like what kind of colors."

Missing Sock

To do list

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"Run! There's a shooter!" " Not another nazi!"

"Tough group."

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

New PFI project - benefitting the local community. '...They own shares in the company that built it'