Courageous Cook Prints

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'Well, Bill! Looks like you won't be complaining about tonight's dinner.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

Christmas Canapes

People of Courage

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

"I like that you all brought enthusiasm, but did anyone bring food?"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

'Caution: raw eggs!'

"It doesn't actually work. But it's a great motivator for people to take better care of their teeth."

Bet You're Chicken!

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

Funny how everyone you meet up here claims they were vegetarian.

"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."

"I'm gonna throw this in her direction...just to give her a little scare!"

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

'Don't worry- mine is the good E. Coli.'

'No viscera, please! We're Americans!'

'Vegetarian, go straight through!'

'Yuk. That's been in an animal's mouth.'