Courage Philosopher Pillows

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

'We're looking for a minister who recognizes that relationships have a built in obsolesces.'

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Marriage Returns

"We have box shapes for every commitment level."

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

People of Courage

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

"The Tudballs got married by a judge. I still say a jury should have been present!"

Profiles in Courage

Fortune Favours the Brave

Tank Tightrope

'And do you,take Kevin to be your lawful wedded husband for three years or 50,000 miles?'

"Think man, think! We mate for life, are you ready for that kind of committment?"

"Three. How many times you been married?"

'Y'know what, Mom? Who needs all this glitz and excess? Let's just have a simple Christmas and donate our gifts to charity.'

Confound it, I'm supppsed to have a militant attitude!

'Yes but stupidity without fear is quite pleasant.'

"Here, let me wash the dishes."

'Still musn't grumble it could be worse!'

"You're going to have to stand up to that bully! Are you spineless or what?!"

"Thank you for being authentic and vulnerable with me."

Recycling bank for illusions,

"Can't you just hold me – without holding me accountable?"

"Please Dad, if he doesn't marry me, he'll end up making some other girl miserable."

"Are you a man or a mouse?"

'Looks like you've lost your stomach for risk.'