Couples Exploring New Ventures T-Shirts

'You know what I say? I say, stop waiting for your ship to come in and go into dry land farming.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Right click for yes...

"And now, Marla and Dave will text their own vows."

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Am I through to the next round?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"They're a very hi-tech family. Apparently, even their baby was cordless."

"Replying with a heart emoji to a cat video I posted on Facebook is not the same as telling me you love me."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

'It's our first date. You don't know me well enough to ask if I'm getting enough fiber.'

"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

"It's amazing. We've just met, but I feel like we've known each other since we were kids, became high school sweethearts, got married too young, had a bunch of brats, went through a messy divorce, reconciled, remarried each other, and are now back together after all these years."

'Oh, we've met. We were once married to one another.'

'I'm changing my status to not complicated enough.'

Then and now: great readers are now great viewers.

Internet wedding - 'Apparently, you get a 40% discount if you marry on-line...'

'This is my new husband Gregory -- I don't quite have all the bugs out of him yet.'

"But the two of us sitting here surfing the internet isn't 'going somewhere together'. . ."

"It's not you, Glen—it's your ex-wife. She's behind me, isn't she?"

"Oh, David! He's playing our ring tone!"

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