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'Perhaps it's time to take this relationship to the next level.' 'I'm not sharing the remote.'

'Must we do everything together?'

Hat Wars.

Couple in Blue

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Now what brings you lovely people here?'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Mixed Doubles.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

Family with pets.

'... And it's been ages since he last swashed his buckle!'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Pyjama party

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Home Business - Electric Stapler.

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

A child interrupting family prayers

"It's his emotional support animal."

"What are you kids going to be for Halloween?"

Happy Turkey Day!

'Mongrel' 'Bitch's' - His and Hers towels for Dogs.

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

"Entering Minivan Territory: Healthy Snacks Strictly Enforced

A Mix Up Between the Buggy and Lawn Mower.