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"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Well are you going to get me a hot drink and read me a story?"

Oldies.

'It's a long time since we've shared a bath together - now I remember why!'

Pyjama party

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Santa Claus's Mail

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Bookworm Sleepover

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

Sauvignon Bonk

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."