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"Hey, I know - why don't we go on a little crime spree?"

"Oooh! I never knew your butt could move like that, honey!"

"Well are you going to get me a hot drink and read me a story?"

Oldies.

'It's a long time since we've shared a bath together - now I remember why!'

Pyjama party

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Packaging Russian Dolls

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Santa Claus's Mail

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Sauvignon Bonk

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

Bookworm Sleepover

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"Will you stand by him through humiliating revelation after humiliating revelation, and then-once you're sure it couldn't possibly get any worse-when even more humiliating revelations come to light?"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Hello coastguard, it's my husband, he's beached"