Couple Goals Chasers Mugs

"... and they lived happily ever after as they could..."

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

The Salesman

"I can't wait to introduce you to all the people I used to be friends with, before I started spending all my time with you."

Breakthrough

" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

Men can show their emotions!

Strive to win!

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

Happy Champion

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

'We're in a hurry.'

"Last question. Where do you see yourself thirty seconds from now?"

Success

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Bucket List

Ladder of Success.

Professional football.

'Very nice, but I was hoping they'd be a little bit more obscene.'

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Arcade Game Baseball.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

The weight of winning gold.

Ski-ball.

"You're ruthless in your ambition, Henderson- I admire that."