Couple Banter Lover Mugs

"He was twelve when we first met. Now, he;s twenty one... Stone, that is."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

"Why, Mr. Conly, I do believe you're trying to get me hydrated."

'Oh, don't feel bad. They say it happens to all men at some point. But then again, I never did hear of it happening to a bear!'

'Oh, yeah?...Well, no one has to follow me around with a pooper-scooper.'

'...I love it when you talk dirty!'

"My mom still makes all my clothes by hand."

Mysteries of the ocean...

"He may be evil, but his breath is like air conditioning."

'Wait a minute, this prescription is for a dozen oysters and half an ounce of powdered rhino horn!'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

'If you are a complete pessimist does it mean you are positively negative!'

'I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying if you're RIGHT, I'm a Dutch uncle.'

"I love you but I love my chocolate fudge sundae more."

'You're the most self-absorbed egomaniac it's ever been my misfortune to know.' 'I'm beginning to think we're on different wavelengths.'

'Why am I not allowed to use this agricultural road, officer? My wife always calls me 'stupid ox''!

Christmas Party Pick-up Lines.

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

"We did find a creative bone in your body, but it was very untalented."

'When you take off your glasses and put a bag over your head you're gorgeous!'

"I think it's time to give the word 'fabulous' back to the straight world."

'You're totally unreasonable.'

"I'm the weakest link?"

'What!?' she exclaimed passionately as her milky white skin gleamed with perspiration. 'You are a cartoonist! I just love cartoonists!'

'Will you stop referring to contaceptives as labor-saving device.'

'I don't know, Sparky. I think you just met your match.'