Couple Adventurers Pillows

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Sliding Down the Banister

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

Fun with candy.

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

Rock Climber Wedding

Euro Tunnel of Love.

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.

"Just because you came fishing with me didn't mean you had to catch a fish."

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."