Couple Adventurers Pillows

'Frankly Darling, I don't need a GPS system to tell me I'm in the middle of nowhere...'

"Homosapius amorius... the common lovebirds."

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

"Once again Tony and I are not on the same page. Things in our marriage are definitely not ‘great’."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

Sliding Down the Banister

'I now pronounce you hooked and booked.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"General, last night while we were here, encamped for concert tickets, the enemy encamped across the river for theatre tickets."

'I don't get it! Not one of these books gives the same advice TWICE!

'We tried living together, but that didn't work so we've decided to get married.'

"Do you, Paul Bergerson, take this traffic ticket..."

"London prepares for the arrival of Philly sports fans."

'....Till death do you part, don't say I didn't warn you.'

'To be totally honest, our ship of matrimony is taking on water.'

Summer Sketches - Interesting and refreshing reading

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"Do you think this is one of those moments we'll look back on one day and laugh at, Gerald?"

Child pulling giant Hummer wagon.

Mrs. Wallace sounds off: 'My husband and I went to Hawaii for a vacation, he came down with one of those tropical diseases. Do you think our medical plan would pay for it?...'

Fun with candy.

'Off to pay your last respects,darling?'

"To the nearest barbershop, John."

Groom climbing up a cake to get to his wife.

'You're hopeless Mike, hopeless...'

"Never ask a retired archaeologist to go find something in the basement."

Euro Tunnel of Love.

"What - you can't fly and you can't lay eggs??! And you say that now?!"

Rock Climber Wedding

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

'We met speed dating, had a whirlwind romance...'

"Just because you came fishing with me didn't mean you had to catch a fish."

"Honey, you awake? I’m feeling frisky — let’s go shopping."

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.