Countryside Stroller Gifts

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

The High Line at Giza

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Thatched roof car.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

French Early Bird

Get on with it!

A Venus cow trap.

"Static cling."

Sheep In Curlers

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."