Countryside Stroller Gifts

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Have a nice weekend, Alfred.'

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

The High Line at Giza

Walkers

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Sheep In Curlers

Thatched roof car.

"Static cling."

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

Nature Lovers

Get on with it!

French Early Bird

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

A Venus cow trap.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Migrating cows.

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Relax. They're just crows."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

An English Gold Field

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!