"I can't bear living out here in the sticks."
Countryside Critics Pillows
Add a touch of countryside charm to your home with our critics-themed pillows—perfect for cozy corners where rustic landscapes meet lively conversations.
Two Men Discuss Ministers.
'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)
Get on with it!
"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."
'This'll save a couple of journeys!'
"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"
"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"
Too posh for Alderley Edge!
"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."
'What?... You wanted your horse SHOD!?'
Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell
"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"
Scarecrow
Caution - Poet at work
People fishing and relaxing
'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'
"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."
Chasing Dreams.
Bloomin' moths!
Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!
Jaeger
Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn
'I'm not eating it, not if it's been genetically modified.'
Terrance McWit, Attorney at Law, Last Lawyer for 387 Miles.
I'm a Grasstafarian!
Man Walking His Dog
Shooting in Ireland
Something above the common
Farming uncle and cockney nephew riding
'You've played Pooh sticks right?'
"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."
Builders discussing a new chimney
Lady of the lakes.
Bull in field lurking behind tree waiting to ambush ramblers.
Countryside Critics Pillows Collection
Countryside Critics Mugs
Explore our collection of countryside critics mugs, where humor and rural charm come together on every cup—perfect for your morning routine.
Countryside Critics Prints
Enhance your decor with our countryside critics prints, beautifully illustrating the charm and critique of rural landscapes.
Countryside Critics T-Shirts
Discover our countryside critics t-shirts, showcasing witty takes on rural life—staples for any enthusiast’s wardrobe.