Countryside Critic Pillows

"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."

"I can't find a decent bagel in this place."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Get on with it!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"....Reception on my tablet is so much better since I added wifi to my mule..."

Tree Squirrel

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Just in time

Life is simpler in the sticks.

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Car Journey.

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

People fishing and relaxing

'Boy, that is one old Turkey.'

Scarecrow

Caution - Poet at work

BANG! (Duck hunter hunting very small ducks.

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

Bloomin' moths!