Country Quirkster Mugs

A centi-stampede.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"All dishes marked with an asterisk are served with sarcasm. . ."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'Is the water cold?'

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Yoghurt man

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"The summer people are coming! The summer people are coming!"

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

That's one harmonious butt hole!

A cow's bedside table.

'Serves me right for frowning.'

Look, I'm not shocked. It's just that you sounded a bit different on the phone!

'I got 50p - how much did you get?'

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"He's been like this ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Look lively ladies! We have 2 milk poachers at 3 o'clock!

'You've played Pooh sticks right?'

They're short of staff!

"I'm on the range, but I'm not home on the range."