Country Music Aficionados Pillows

Willie Nelson's 80th Birthday.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Elvis Presley

Cockerel sings the blues...

"I'm putting you on country music."

Towny Music Night.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

A-Hem! I'm still singing here!

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"The estranged string trio."

"I came all the way from Alabama just to see you, Susanna. Why in tarnation are you cryin'?"

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Hey there! I thought you guys were extinct!

Supply was out of harps.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Where the deer and the antelope play.

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'