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'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Security!

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

Salesman on Holiday

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Making Things Pleasant.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

'Honey! Hurry and help me bar the door! I saw a bunch of rowdy senior citizens in parrot masks down by the arena!'

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Hope

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'

Walker asking rustic for directions

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

'You're new here, aren't you.'

"Whose celver idea was it to fly over that damned paintballing centre?"

"True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What's your point?"

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

"He has a new travel mug and no place to go."

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'