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'I'm sorry you're disappointed. What did you think we meant by our 'plaice in the country'?'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Holiday time.

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

'It always great to get away from it all.'

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Security!

"What if we don't like their country personas?"

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Salesman on Holiday

'No pressure, Louie!!'

Making Things Pleasant.

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 5

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

Hope

'This vacation has just come to a screeching halt - My pocket's just been picked.'

Fisherman finds a Poison Ivy Warning Sign.

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

'I can't afford those prices so would you call me when France goes broke and devalues its currency?'

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

'Marmaduke scared some pigeons in that tree.'

"Without question, you're a big improvement on our last tour rep."

"Thanks for letting me be your 'getaway driver' lads. My driving instructor says I need all the practice I can get."

Walker asking rustic for directions

I think we over estimated the dogs level of fitness...

'You're new here, aren't you.'

"True, we could be soaring through the emerald corridors of sunset. What's your point?"

Before you leave...Do you have any feedback to help us improve our village?

'And I say, to blazes with the hallowed peace of the countryside!'

'...straight down there and turn left after the third squashed hedgehog.'

Himalayan Climbers Fail. . .

"He has a new travel mug and no place to go."

'Go to school, pay attention in class, go home and do your homework...Kevin Jones isn't exactly the exciting type!'

Walking Tourist.