Country Club Goers Mugs

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Dance.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Is it horny in here, or is it just me?"

Jurassic Country Club.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"I'm all over the Internet, so why hide? I might as well come out and enjoy myself."

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

"Do I have to take sides between Ed Koch and Donald Trump?"

'I told you smokefree bars wouldn't be the end of it!'

As Jeff entered the remote country pub, he realised the locals were in-bred.

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

"It's very convenient." - The 'must have' for a knight in the pub.

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

'Shirt and shoes required. No tank tops.'

"Would you like to dance with me?"

Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

"You're not from around here are you?"

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs