Country Club Goer Mugs

Angry golfer with gun

'I don't care if it's only once every 17 years and crucial to a cicada's ability to attract a mate...'

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'A rose tattoo for your lady friend sir?...' A female Tattooist offering a rose tattoo, in the way of the old Rose Ladies in clubs and pubs

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Dance.

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Listen up, you ghoul fools, at midnight the mummy takes off the wrappings! Heh heh - just kidding folks, but seriously...'

Out of Context Nite with Jeremy Clarkson.

Jurassic Country Club.

Still a mystery to scientists, honey bees will 'dance' for the other hive members in order to signify the exact location of flowers to be pollinated.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

'The thing I like about jazz is nobody notices if I hit the wrong notes.'

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Putting out on the green is called 'The Short Game'.

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Crisis at the health club.

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

"Jerk! They know me here!!"

"Sorry guys, these are restricted premises: Show me your teeth so that I can check your age..."

"This one travels 30 yards farther when you throw it."

'Is the divorce pool still open?'

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs