Counting Specialist Prints

"They say every vote counts, but I never learned to."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

"You're late."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Medical Billing & Coding

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

"I miscounted."

Man dies unnoticed in his office cubicle

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."