Counting Specialist Prints

"They say every vote counts, but I never learned to."

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'Please put that confusing mess of documents, files and folders where it belongs...in your computer.'

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'It's only fair to warn you that if you get the job there would be a lot of filing involved.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Arithmetic gets a lot harder when you run out of fingers and toes."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

Real data visualization specialists are 100% committed to their profession.

'Eleven?.. you mean there's more numbers beyond the number of fingers we have?'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

Weight Loss Counselor, out for a 400 calorie lunch.

Exploring Healthcare Careers

"You're late."

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'I can type 500 words per minute.'

"I don't know how he does it, but trust me, he will find it."

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

Man dies unnoticed in his office cubicle

"I miscounted."

"We don't send statements - they cause too many heart attacks."

Medical Billing & Coding

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'Today, in kindergarten, we learned how to count to one.'

"I'm not taking cookies, I'm practicing my counting."