Counting Competition Fan Prints

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

The Sculptor

'I win!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

'Rhea of the Year.'

'This is our top negotiator's office.'

It had taken a team of engineers at IBM over a decade and had cost more than 50 million dollars, but that nigh, when Eat-Bot 4000 finally broke the record for hot dogs in an hour, it was all worth it.

"Wow, fishing sure is fun. I can't believe I caught such a big fish my first time out."

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"Foul!"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

You are no longer in jeopardy.

"Ha!...I'd like to see the Jones' trying to beat our display this year!"

Scott finds Amundsen got to Pole first and cries

Too late they realized they'd awarded 1st place to a mop.

"Congratulations to Miss Jupiter."

'You guys like to get into the holiday spirits?'

'Before I throw can you tell me if my feet are behind the line?'

The Apprentice

'The thing I liked best about being an amateur is that the other guy was an amateur too!'

Mind Your Valuable Grey Matter

"The old man wants to see you in his office now."

Cat show success.

'You don't really care about sex. You just want the prizes for the first baby of the New Year.'

"1 cookie, 2 donuts, 3 cupcakes, 4..."

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'

"Funnily enough, I do actually have two left feet..."