Counterpoint Enthusiast Pillows

"No, it's half both."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Okay, I'll admit I was wrong. But I won't say what I was wrong about.

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'He started it!'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

The Formal Street Artist

'Let's face it...We have irreconcilable differences!'

'Maybe that'll teach you not to argue with the waiter over the bill!'

"No aliens"

'You're so illogical. I can never win an argument with you.'

Arguing with Edna was enough to make the brain fly out of any logical man.

Mixed marriage: food fight

"I have a right to disagree! You can't force me to use logic."

"To be fair, Martha, you started it."

'I've made spaghetti Johann - very good for contrapuntal work!'

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

'He's trained to the laser pointer.'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Recently my wife and I have had a row of these down the middle of the bed!'

Bad Knees.

"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"How dare you—in a straightjacket, no less—psychoanalyze me."

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

"You were the one who wanted to colonize another planet."

Joe's: 'Opinions on anything & everything!'

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

'We will need a standard resume in addition to this beautiful needlepoint recommendation from your mother.'