Counseling Visionary T-Shirts

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"I've always wanted an empire of Distance Learning Campuses."

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

'I'm here to ask you for funding for my further development.'

DACA

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

How it feels to be in a company with poor communication.

"Is it too late for me to stop poo pooing his expansion plan?"

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Where do you see yourself in five years?'

"C'mon. Just one more round of funding and I'll build you a horde that'll knock your socks off."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

"We only invest in companies that still exist a year after running a Super Bowl ad."

'I just invented business!'

Start up

"Gee, I just wish I had the words to describe this scene to you fellows back on earth...!"

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."