Couch Potato Vibe Expert Pillows

Gagglebox

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Happy Brithday

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"In da house"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

It's hammerhead time

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."