Couch Potato Swordsman Gifts

Looking for a gift that blends martial arts humor with relaxed vibes? Our Couch Potato Swordsman products capture the hilarious contrast of a warrior at rest, ready to add personality to any space or outfit. Whether it's a mug for your favorite sword-wielding daydreamer, a T-shirt for relaxed fighters, or a print that sparks laughter, these items are all about celebrating the humorous side of creative interests. Ideal for anyone who loves a good joke and a comfy life, these gifts turn leisure into an art form.

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Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels. mockup

Using Fencing Foil to change TV channels.

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors." mockup

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

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He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

He's in training for the rugby World Cup. mockup

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

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"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on." mockup

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

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"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television." mockup

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

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"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?" mockup

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

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Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program. mockup

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

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Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance mockup

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

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"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch." mockup

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

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"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier." mockup

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

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"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed." mockup

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

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"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker." mockup

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

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'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?' mockup

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

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"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up." mockup

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?' mockup

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

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Love is when you watch television together.

Love is when you watch television together. mockup

Love is when you watch television together.

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'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...' mockup

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

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"Clive used to be an astronaut."

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'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?' mockup

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

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"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war." mockup

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

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'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.' mockup

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

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Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering." mockup

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

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"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...." mockup

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

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'Och lye the news'

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"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

"Blood pressure 210/140. Heart rate 185. Steps taken 29. Sedentary 9.5 hours. Calories burned 19. You da man! Oh, and you're out of pork rinds." "Our classics TV marathon featuring 'Gunsmoke' will continue after..." "The unfitbit"

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"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

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