Couch Potato Gym-goer Mugs

"Want to do to the gym and walk around in exercise clothes?"

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Couch Potatoes

Happy Brithday

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

Easy Listening for lazy people.

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"I eat shit and I like it."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"