Couch Potato Gamer Gifts

Roll Playing Game

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Unconditional Loveseat

Homo Zapiens

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"He likes spending time with his grandpa. Thanks to poor diet and little exercise, they share many of the same health issues."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

"There's the remote!"

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

Football Fan.