Motivated Couch Potato Gifts

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Let's wait for it to come out on cable and then not watch it."

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

"There's the remote!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'

Yawn

Nurture boy

"Lift your stems."

'I used to worry that he'd run off with another woman. These days, I worry that he won't.'

Funny, isn't it? The TV screens get flatter and your belly gets rounder.

'Don had become a real couch potato.'