Couch Potato Extraordinaire Gifts

Whatís that, boy? Youíre too tired for a walk and you just want to watch TV?

"He's on a timer."

I'm so busy at home I need three hands. One for the chips, one for the beer, and one for the remote!

'I've just raised you to junk status.'

"..and here's your TV dinner du Jour."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

'You missed a channel.'

TV Eyes.

"The less believable, the more I like the reality show."

Improvised TV Remote

"When's the TV due back from the workshop?"

Lazy Slackers Marathon

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Daft? You've sat there watching it for nearly two hours, and all you can say is 'daft'?"

"There you are, dear. . . that's you all set to watch satuday night television now!"

"I wish could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

A Hammerhead shark watching two Televisions.

The Snooze-a-thon.

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Man sitting and reading 'Joy of Take Out' book surrounded by take out boxes.

'I'm trying to imagine what it will look like with my potato on it.'

'This mindless blather is edited for TV.'

'The following program was made possible by canceling an even WORSE program.'

'I thought you said he was housetrained!'

"I hate the wide screen, but it's good exercise for my neck."

This mindless blather is edited for TV.

Woman tells slob husband: 'Yes, you've got the Gold for watching the most Olympics coverage, now please get a shower.'

'I'm worried about Junior. He's so lazy he won't even take his own selfie.'

Better than Sex

A bunny watches TV while wearing slippers shaped like a human head.