Couch Potato Culture Fan Pillows

'He looks so natural, I almost expect him to belch!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Couch and Potato

Couch Potatoes

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Alexa, tell me ways I can be less of a lazy slob who won't get up to turn off the lights."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."