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'He looks so natural, I almost expect him to belch!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

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Couch Potatoes

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I must come to the supermarket with you sometime dear, they seem to sell everything!"

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"In da house"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Business has picked up since we introduced short term cryogenic stays for the football off season."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."