Couch Potato Adventurer Pillows

'I'm suffering from lethargy.'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

Happy Brithday

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"In da house"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"We've lost the remote."

"There's the remote!"