Couch Cowpoke Gifts

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

New Guy.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Sick Rancher Humor

"In every situation, an executive has to decide whether to lead by consensus, charisma or cattle prod. Trust me... it's not always this easy!"

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

A Grazing Shark

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'Soon as the roundup is over and we head for a saloon we'll need a volunteer to be the designated drover.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

A cowboy on a computer receiving his 'gee gee mail'

Western Philosophy

'God darn it Tex! I kept telling you if you keep on punching cows one day one is going to punch you back.'

"This desk job is killing me Jim. I need to be out in the field."

"Ok stranger - you draw first...."

'How'd you like to become my sidekick?'

Cow Boy

A horse of a different color, and matching scarf.

'Hello Shitty.'

Agoraphobic Cowboys: 'Give me land, not much land, in a tight confining space please fence me in!'

1876: The Wild West

"The buck stops here. You called?"

Cow wrestling with ring through nose.

Cow Writers Block.

"If you're lookin' for treble, stranger, you've come to the right place!"

"And I don't want you tellin' those cowpokes back at the bar-zo 'bout this pillow!"